#doesnt matter

[finlin000]

I love your beautiful scrunchy Robert chase I need to force feed her LED lights

Trans Chase truth's unite

[sunny-knight]

Calling all people who are obsessed with papyrus, can I have your sona refs

i wanna do something funny

[maxcuntstappen]

F1 via The Interwebs™️ (x)

[thisliminalspacedaydreams]

Like no I get that fanfic feels like a big deal but it literally isn’t.

It is just you playing barbies with your blorblos to exorcise trauma or make yourself laugh or anything in that very large category.

To writers: if you aren’t inspired, drop the project. If you don’t love the fandom, leave. If you have a 20th new idea and all you ever write are beginnings you are still a writer.

Fuck everyone this is your archive and I am tired of the pressure writers are putting on themselves. (And that other people are putting on writers)

The internet is on fire and we are floating on a rock in space for fuck’s sake post your forever unfinished chapter of that one fic you know you will never finish. It doesn’t matter what others think, only what you think.

Maybe this chapter is the only thing you will write of this story and maybe someone will read it and go « god damn » and get inspired to do their own thing WE DON’T KNOW HOW THE WORLD WORKS.

My point is it’s fanfiction it can be terrible and it can be bad and anyone who reads it and thinks wow this is bad and COMMENTS on it is a fandom idiot who doesn’t understand how fandom works and is therefore irrelevant.

Practice and write that shitty half baked story and only write a bit of it.

The next one will be better.

The one after will be worse.

Your brain just hasn’t locked in on the recipe. Keep stirring the pot, try new ingredients, don’t freeze because you aren’t getting it right.

[hidden-nowhere]

"Look at this nerd go"

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

About the spleen thing please consider-

Tim and Dick (or someone else) getting kidnapped and Tim, who’s exhausted and utterly done, just goes “so long as they don’t take my spleen” much to dicks horror (they could end up having a conversation about the logistics of it with Tim vehemently explaining how it is was possible)

The kidnappers could use it as inspiration/j (do NOT) (I will cry)

Oh my god I love this. And I have an idea of where this can go b u t it definently wouldnt be with Dick.

If it pans out though, I know exactly where this would happen

Dont worry my dear I wont- and besides I have plenty of other methods for the same results :)

[swirling-romantics]

James working out in the common room at 4 am while Remus sits on the floor while working on a transfiguration essay.

(They both have insomnia and bond over it)

[sunflowervoiding]

> you're telling me this brandon works???

> HFERHRRHRHHJRH HRHGHRRHEKFRRRRRH HHHGGGGGG > SOMEBODY SEDATE MEEEEEEEE

[bispie]

OMG

Speaking of Boom!Shadow……….

Guys Sticks and Shadow being…… FRIENDS or lovers…. (I lob being a multishipper)

IT A GOOD CONCEPT CHAT TRUST MEEEEE

omg………..

Sticks not knowing that Shadow has alien blood in him because of Black Doom and the ARK……(I think they said that Black Doom and the ARL wasnt canon in Sonic Boom BUT WHATEVER ITS MY HEADCANON AND I CAN WHAT I WANTTTTTT)

Sticks either hates Shadow forever cause of her beliefs/paranoia of being mind controlled and such….

OR

Sticks accepts the fact that Shadow is half alien or whatever………

Either way……

Shadow gets jumped by Sticks the moment she finds out LOL

[wizard-appreciator]

Who wants to be sexed up abusive lesbians uhh, i mean sociophobic reclusive scientist and a flamboyant interdementional demonic demigod toxic yaoi couple?

[scrombit]

ipad doodles because i havent posted n awhile and probably wont for a hot second !!!

[ethosiab]

redrew some of my favourite moments from martyn's pirates videos ! i am slightly obsessed.

here they all are in a single page because that's how i originally drew em

[huma-stuff]

headcanon that Uma likes to rest her head on Harry's arm when going to sleep instead of the pillow.

he, of course, offers it to her every night, but the morning after he can barely feel his arm.

[ad0rasgf]

just read a drarry fic that one of the chapters had really good smut and the authors note was: sorry if it was awkward i am a lesbian

[mychlapci]

Vampire Prowl huuuu After he loses control for the first time in eons, I bet he's absolutely mortified once he comes back to his senses. Methinks he should make it up to Sunny and Sides.

I bet that once the initial shock from the cave in subsides, being the rough and tumble kinky sorts themselves, the twins would probably find the idea of vampire Prowl really fucking sexy. Finally, they're seeing another side to their icy commander, and they want him.

Prowl is of course, terrified at the prospect of even acknowledging his "condition" around them, but once everything with the medbay is sorted out, they corner him. Still fearful of his newfound addiction to the scent of the twins, memories of how delectable their fluids tasted flashing through his memories upon seeing them. He tries to avoid them in true Prowl fashion, muttering stony apologies and trying to brush them off, but they cut off his escape. Not until they hear the full story.

So he finally relents. Telling them about how tempting in-line fuel smells to him, how bland regular medgrade is, how he's basically starving himself all of the time, how his accursed instincts are a massive opsec risk (he doesn't say all of that with the same outright negatively connotated wordings I'm using here, but I'm sure the twins pick up on the self depreciation anyways). So the twins have An Idea.

Why don't they train those instincts out of him? The more he ignores them, the bigger of a problem they are, after all. Prowl would refuse initially, but the twins, being the little shits they are, would not only stalk and hound him for days, but also go over his head to talk to Ratchet and Optimus.

They're now officially reassigned to being his bodyguard slash handlers. Between the two of them and Ratchet's blessing to his medgrade stores, Prowl would never need to go hungry ever again. They were already used to biting each other mid interface too, so Prowl feeding from them also actually makes their engines rev like crazy.

Don't mistake them for being mere bloodbags though. As long as the arrangement is in effect, outside all official military or administrative matters, Prowl has to follow their lead and listen to them. Can't have the skittish vampire running loose without a leash. Literally.

Part of the deal is that the twins would be responsible for Prowl's actions at all times, since he's deathly afraid of having a repeat of the incident in the cave in. As a result, they went to Wheeljack and had stealth manacles and a collar fashioned just for him. Sleek little things with powerful electromagnets, shock devices and stasis lock inducers built into them, made specifically to integrate into his armour plating so that they can be worn discreetly in public at all times.

These manacles go into his ankles, knees, and elbows, while the collar goes around his neck, coloured white to look like a seamless extension of his neck plating. All capable of restraining or completely immobilising him even with the enhanced vampiric strength. And with those in place, they really do train him in earnest.

Every night, they spend a few joors with him on his knees, magnetised to the ground while they drip feed a little bit of their blood, just to get him used to regular feeding sessions without overwhelming him. If he loses control and tries to go feral, they immediately engage the immobilisers and shock him back to his senses.

They'll lock his limbs onto a chair and play tetrachess with him, while a cube of freshly drained line-energon is kept in the room, testing his ability to retain his cognizance while smelling fresh blood. They'd insert a reverse vice into his mouth, with the lowest spring tension at first, slowly increasing it over the decaorn to train his biting habits, since vampires have the innate reflex to clamp their jaws over their victims' lines as hard as possible to maximize the blood flow.

Soon, Prowl would be trained to only bite as hard as a kitten after his instincts have been rewired, only using force when he's consciously willing it. He can drink from them without rupturing their lines now! The twins reward him by letting him lightly nibble on their fingers for good behaviour after this.

Before he knows it, Prowl would've basically given over every aspect of his private life to Sunny and Sides. Because it feels good to finally have some measure of control over that untameable part of him, even if that control is in someone else's hands. The twins are already responsible for monitoring his eating habits and vampiric instincts, so they might as well take it further, since their commander doesn't seem to be complaining at all.

At the end of every shift cycle, they now cuff his arms behind him, and lead him to wherever they're planning to go, be it to bed or the washracks. No more all nighters. When he refuels, they tip cubes of medgrade fuel to his lips, firm fingers gripping his chin, tilting it upwards. When they wash and polish him, he stands stock still, knees and ankles apart in a spreader, wrists cuffed and chained above him. When they feed him, he bites down gently as he'd been trained to do, restrained frame in either of their grips, and lets go without protest when they unhitch his jaw. When he sleeps, it is with the immobilisers disabling his motors, letting them cuddle him like a limp ragdoll, with the mouthguard on medium tension in his jaw.

Of course, Prowl would still have moments where his vampiric nature gets the better of him, but with the precautions they've put in place, they're not really big issues anymore. He's their subby little bloodsipper now. And of course, they'll be fucking him nonstop once they break that final social barrier between them. With his enhanced senses, surely Prowl can smell their arousal every time he obeys them without question, and feel his pussy becoming so, so wet in response…(Agree with anon, vampire Prowler is underrated)-🔌

ouuu i love this. Prowl getting shock-trained to be a good little vamp is so fun <3 and of course, when he learns how to be a good boy and remain in control of his instincts (as opposed to simply ignoring them), he gets an overload as a reward <33

[aerosolsprite]

someone help me make the venn diagram between dirk strider, casey jones junior, and silver the hedgehog. please.